Elia Galera
Nude

Feast your eyes on the amazingly round and pinch-worthy skin pouches of Elia Galera and then explain how she made her screen debut in a movie called The Ugliest Woman in the World (1999)! Perhaps The Hottest Hooters in the World would have been more appropriate because this slinky Spanish siren has some cannage that just won’t quit. Following her appearance in that sex comedy, Elia popped up and busted out in a variety of Spanish-language films and TV series, including The 7th Day (2004), Isi/Disi – Amor a lo bestia (Isi/Disi – Love to the Beast) (2004), and Don’t Tempt Me (2001). But with a bustline as bountiful as Elia’s, who’s she kidding? She’s tempted everyone from horny breast men to starving babies! This attention must have gotten tiresome for Elia, though, because she stopped appearing all over the acting map and decided to stick to one project, Central Hospital, on which she starred from 2006 to 2011. After that series wrapped, the babely brunette branched out again and landed parts in a multitude of projects over the next several years. These include the TV series Frágiles, Los misterios de Laura (The Mysteries of Laura), Amar es para siempre (Love is Forever), El Príncipe (Prince), and Acacias 38 and the movies Backseat Fighter (2016) and Saturno a través del telescopio (Saturn Through the Telescope) (2018). In 2020, after a two-decade absence from skinema, Elia stopped us from being flaccid in El Cid by baring her beautiful brown buns. Ms. Galera’s pieces belong in a gallery.